Like chicken? Want a job in Indiana?

I am what I call a "chickenologist." I work with poultry. Lately I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off because we need more people. We have two positions open, and the sooner they are filled the better for my sanity. So if you know of anyone with a B.S. in Animal/Poultry Science who wouldn't mind living in the great state of Indiana (cough, cough... oops, sorry, something in my throat...), send that individual my way. Please. ASAP. Before I collapse from sheer exhaustion.